Seeing as I go to school in Washington, DC, I'm reminded on a daily basis that despite tens of thousands of years of human evolution*, the human species is somehow completely unable to grasp the basic concept of the legal parking spot. Now look, I fully understand that sometimes you have to run into a building to grab something, it's 3 in the afternoon, and shit, why in the hell is there a 14 ft no parking zone to begin with? BUT...there's a difference between leaving your car unattended in a non-conspicous parking space for a few minutes, and just stopping your car wherever you damn well please and throwing the hazards on because "dude, if you put your hazards on, it's totally cool." Ummm, no. No, it's not.
"Fuck off man, I'll only be a few minutes! I got my hazards on!"
Just another one of those things that as a society, we need to reach an agreement that this sort of stupidity will stop.
*Unless you're one of those who is still under the impression that creationism got the whole thing going, and that dinosaurs never existed (I bet the guy who made all those bone scupltures is soooo rich!), and the economy's fucking great.
2 comments:
You obviously failed to recognize the diplomat plates on that double-parked car which signify that he can do whatever the fuck he wants because, you know, he has immunity and shit.
Yeah, that's the first thing I recognized - when you see diplomat plates, all bets are off. Especially if they're from an African or Eastern European country, in which case you're probably safer being around Cam'ron's Diplomats crew in the Harlem projects.
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